Application for Shortcut
Sharma ji ka beta applied for a shortcut. Rejected.
The story
दैनिक घिसाई विभागDepartment of the Daily Grind
Form G-260Application for Shortcut
- NameSharma ji ka beta
- WantsSuccess, car, six-pack
- By whenKal tak
- Hours put in0
Remarksघिसाई का कोई शॉर्टकट नहीं होता।
Sharma ji ka beta applied for a shortcut. The department of the daily grind said no.
The full application form is printed large on the back. Name: Sharma ji ka beta. Wants: success, car, six-pack. By when: kal tak. Hours put in: 0. Remarks: घिसाई का कोई शॉर्टकट नहीं होता।
On the chest, a big red REJECTED / नामंज़ूर stamp, 35 cm across. Black, 260 GSM. 30 pieces in Batch 001.
Size and fit
Oversized and boxy, with a dropped shoulder. Take your usual size for the intended look, one size down for a closer fit.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 56 | 70 | 22 |
| M | 58 | 71 | 22.5 |
| L | 60 | 72 | 23 |
| XL | 62 | 73 | 23.5 |
| XXL | 64 | 74 | 24 |
Garment measurements in cm, laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit.
Fabric and care
260 GSM, 100% combed cotton. Bio-washed and pre-shrunk. 2 cm rib collar that holds its shape. Soft DTF print, stretch tested.
Wash cold, inside out. Dry in shade. Never iron directly on the print.
Shipping and returns
Pre-order: Batch 01 ships by 8 November, then 2 to 6 working days to you. Free shipping across India. Pay in full online, or ₹100 now and the rest on delivery.
Wrong size? One free size exchange within 7 days of delivery. Keep the GHISAI security tag on until you're sure, and record an unboxing video when you open the parcel. Full policy
Worn in
Boxy, heavy, a little loud. Built for the commute, the night shift and everything after.
Built heavy
No thin fast-fashion cotton. You feel the weight the second you pick it up.
Questions
Anything else? WhatsApp us, a real person replies.
How does it fit?
Oversized and boxy with a dropped shoulder. Take your usual size for the intended look, one size down for a closer fit. Exact measurements are in the size guide.
When will it ship?
Drop 001 is on pre-order. Batch 01 ships by 8 November, then takes 2 to 6 working days to reach you. Shipping is free across India.
Can I pay cash on delivery?
Yes. Pay ₹100 now to confirm the order and the rest when it arrives. The small advance keeps fake orders out so we can keep prices honest. Or pay in full online.
Is there a deal if I buy both?
Yes. Any 2 tees for ₹4,499 instead of ₹4,998. The ₹499 comes off automatically once both are in your bag.
What if the size is wrong?
One free size exchange within 7 days of delivery. The tee must be unworn and unwashed, with the GHISAI security tag still attached. Message us and we sort it.
Is it really 260 GSM?
Yes. 100% combed cotton, bio-washed and pre-shrunk, with a 2 cm rib collar. It feels heavy the second you pick it up.
Can I send it as a gift?
Yes. Add a note in your bag and we hand-write it on the card inside the box. Prices are never printed on the slip.